"Ignore them, Vicky, they’re just jealous of our outfits."
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"Yeah, New York is great. You can get food any time of the day, and the city is just so ALIVE. I lived in this little closet of a place and everyone on my floor was a dancer. I got these shoes there. New York just changed me. Now that I’m back in Springfield I just feel too trapped to create my art. But I’m glad you like it here. Anyway thanks for inviting me."
"These ARE our hiking outfits. Anyway, you’re the one who wanted to vacation in the middle of nowhere, where there isn’t even a wifi signal even. Oh, and before we throw stones about whose being cooperative, let’s remember I’m eating food out of a TRUCK because you are trying to sabotage my diet. "
"Actually, Cleo, this dog isn’t the biggest bitch in the room."
"Um, what the fuck are you wearing and where can i buy it?"
"Dear Diary, today my "mom" made me go to the library. Like, um, I’m sorry, I didn’t know this was the 19th century where also I’m a nerd. So vindictive."