Chic Sans City

"No, that for sure was too much Peyote but at this point let’s just go with it, you fantastic fairy."

"No, that for sure was too much Peyote but at this point let’s just go with it, you fantastic fairy."

(Source: musefraisedesbois, via sharkshirt)

“We were good bridesmaids the first two times, Sarah. This time he’s super old and I’m super stoned, so let’s just relax, okay?”

We were good bridesmaids the first two times, Sarah. This time he’s super old and I’m super stoned, so let’s just relax, okay?”

(via sharkshirt)

 
"I hate my fucking stepmom." 

 

"I hate my fucking stepmom." 

"Ignore them, Vicky, they’re just jealous of our outfits."

"Ignore them, Vicky, they’re just jealous of our outfits."

(Source: , via surrealdiamonds)

"Yeah, New York is great. You can get food any time of the day, and the city is just so ALIVE. I lived in this little closet of a place and everyone on my floor was a dancer. I got these shoes there. New York just changed me. Now that I’m back in Springfield I just feel too trapped to create my art. But I’m glad you like it here. Anyway thanks for inviting me."

"Yeah, New York is great. You can get food any time of the day, and the city is just so ALIVE. I lived in this little closet of a place and everyone on my floor was a dancer. I got these shoes there. New York just changed me. Now that I’m back in Springfield I just feel too trapped to create my art. But I’m glad you like it here. Anyway thanks for inviting me."

(Source: edgebykevinalvarado)

"These ARE our hiking outfits. Anyway, you’re the one who wanted to vacation in the middle of nowhere, where there isn’t even a wifi signal even. Oh, and before we throw stones about whose being cooperative, let’s remember  I’m eating food out of a TRUCK because you are trying to sabotage my diet. "

"These ARE our hiking outfits. Anyway, you’re the one who wanted to vacation in the middle of nowhere, where there isn’t even a wifi signal even. Oh, and before we throw stones about whose being cooperative, let’s remember  I’m eating food out of a TRUCK because you are trying to sabotage my diet. "

(Source: lightaholic)

"Actually, Cleo, this dog isn’t the biggest bitch in the room."

"Actually, Cleo, this dog isn’t the biggest bitch in the room."

(Source: sharkshirt)

"Dear Diary, today my "mom" made me go to the library. Like, um, I’m sorry, I didn’t know this was the 19th century where also I’m a nerd. So vindictive."

"Dear Diary, today my "mom" made me go to the library. Like, um, I’m sorry, I didn’t know this was the 19th century where also I’m a nerd. So vindictive."

"Did you just call my hair "strawberry" blonde? That’s really funny because I’m pretty sure it’s a more ashy blonde. I wouldn’t really say there’s any red tones in it. It’s just this red lighting. So take it back."

"Did you just call my hair "strawberry" blonde? That’s really funny because I’m pretty sure it’s a more ashy blonde. I wouldn’t really say there’s any red tones in it. It’s just this red lighting. So take it back."